Percy: Sniff, sniff. Cyndi, is that you under there?
Cyndi: Yes, Jan put this bug on my head and said she's going to post my photo online. I'm going to die of embarrassment. Please help me get it off before she finds her camera.
Percy: I would but I don't dare. If I help you take it off your head, Jan will put it back on mine. And bugs on the head just aren't mancatly.
Cyndi: sigh. I'll never live this down.
Jan's Funny Farm