I am a shark.
Yup. As you can see by Grr and Rascal (the posts on top & bottom of me), the Lady got us a shark fin for halloween. I'm wearing it cuz I'm a good sport. Right. Pretty darned disgusted with this costume wearing stuff, but a good sport all the same. Ignore the tag. Ignore the straps. Real sharks have tags and straps. They do. I read about it on the internet, so it's gotta be true.
Don't tell anybody about this, okay?